I know we hate baby showers, men.
But if you absolutely, positively must go....
Why not be the star, your girl will love you for it.
Female peer envy is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs on the planet.
The way to achieve your goal is by bringing, not only the best gift, but the gift no one else even knew they craved.
That gift is an Hermes baby basket. Starring the hand-made, hand-stuffed, hand-sewn horsey you see above, named Hermy.
The horse is $890, but I consider that a small price to pay for being named Godfather of the child to a person you have never met.
Build you basket HERE.
Results may vary.
